Today, I fell down

Like, literally.
Like I was getting up from my chair, my leg tangled in my computer cord... and then I just went down. Arms flailing. Twisting at some odd angles as I tried to regain my balance.
I didn't.
In fact, I landed against the wall so hard that my earring popped out. My knees got burned against the carpet.

Though no one actually saw the fall, the sounds were legendary: THUMP, BANG, BOOM, AGGGGGGHHHHHHH.

The coworkers rushed over- OMG! Are you okay?

Hell. YES.

I'm mortified, kind of, but also cracking up inside.
'Cause if it had been someone else, I would have been crying laughing.

Good times.