Sex Club

I'm visiting Miami again.

I'm staying with Laura, friend of mine, and she asked if I wanted to come to a sex club with her, a guy she was being set up with, and the couple doing the setting up. Being the sexually curious person that I am, I say...

"Sure."

I'm by no means an expert on the matter, but I pretty much have the lady in the streets, freak in the sheets thing down (especially if I'm head over heels in love - I'll turn that freak potential alllll the way up). I've been known to dress up, be cuffed, beaten - not too hard, it was part of the game - and other things that people do in the bedroom when they have a mate that is equally as open minded as they are.

The couple - we will call them Tom and Clare - pick up me and Laura. We meet up with Tom's twin brother, Perry. As Perry is the larger of the two, they are no longer identical. As I'm the 5th wheel, Laura told me to come along with her and Perry. We get into Perry's white Lexus with impossibly shiny (and large) chrome rims. The rims where so large that every time he turned, the tires scrubbed against the car... so I guessed immediately that he was probably going to be a doucher.

As we ride along, he and Laura make conversation in the front seat. I'm quiet in the back, but ask casually, "I heard you and you're brother were trying to get into porn?"

"Well, not really get into it, but come up with concepts. Like, you know, there aren't a lot of things that haven't been done. I thought it would be really hot to watch men have sex with butch dykes and mostly watch the woman's reaction so we could see how much she didn't like it."

There's really not much to say when some one admits that they think raping boyish lesbians is hot. He slid even further into the doucher category.

We arrive at the club, pay the exorbitant rates to enter, and get a table and some drinks. Laura and I go to the bathroom to powder our noses. When we come back, Perry, tries to caress my thigh under the table but I'm totally not into him at all. I go out on the dance floor, do a few moves, dance on the stripper pole.

After a while, they're like, "You guys wanna go to the back room?"

We all head to another room of the club where we disrobe and wrap ourselves in white towels.

We head into this new section of the club, where the people are openly - and loudly - having sex with each other. A man, perhaps in his 60s, lies on his back while one young woman rides him, another woman is touching that one, and a man is playing with that one.

Ummm. I don't know quite what I'd expected, but it wasn't that...


TO BE CONTINUED...